We love you Billy, yes we doooo

Haha Azza and I were a little excited today about Reading (I promise I won't mention it again... until tomorrow).

Here are our new lyrics to Disarm


"2 Portland is full of mongrels
Caught up in their villas
Trying to escape it
There wasted and retarded

Don't you try and take their lollies
They will eat you instead!"

I can see it now.

WoooOoOoOoO

*sings* Weeeee'reeee goooinggg to Reeeeaaadiiiiing


Now. Who wants to play the Roxanne drinking game?

Here we are now, entertain us

Why on EARTH does Europe have to be overcome with rocking festivals all summer long? There are literally 10 I would go to if I a) had money and b) had time off work. So far we've got (potentially)

June
8th-10th Isle of Wight Festival : Snow Patrol, Muse, Kasabian, The Feeling, The Fratellis, Wolfmother
14th-17th Nashville, Tennessee : TOOL, The Police, White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, Ben Harper, Wolfmother
15th Live Earth, Hyde Park : Foo Fighters, RHCP, Snow Patrol, Bon Jovi (FUCK YEAH!)
15th-17th Nova Rock Festival, Austria : Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, MCR, Incubus, The Hives, The Killers, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
28th - 1st Rock Wercher Brussels, Belguim : Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, Metallica, Kaiser Chiefs, Muse, Tori Amos, MCR, Marilyn Manson, Incubus

July
19th-22nd Benicassim Valencia, Spain (BOOKED!) : Arctic Monkeys, The Hives, The Magic Numbers, Iggy & The Stooges

August
24th-26th Reading (I WILL get tickets again!!) : (rumours) RHCP, Smashing Pumpkins, Razorlight

And many, many more that Carol says I'm not allowed to look at anymore cause I'll end up broke and homeless. Party pooper...